favorite breakfasts

Rumination complete. Here are the favorite breakfasts painstakingly compiled by our staff statisticians from literally innumerable submissions over countless hours of procrastination...


Favorite Breakfasts

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5. Sourdough Pancakes

Maple syrup, no other contaminants

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4. Pain Raisin

Not tortured raisins. Raisin Bread en français

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3. Eggs Mixed-up with Toast

Soft boiled, with cubed toast, salted & peppered

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2. Spam, Spam, Eggs & Spam

Or any variation: egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...

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1. Bacon

with anything