Monday, December 12, 2005

baby forecast

Update: 2:00pm

Contractions 5 minutes apart, lasting 1 minute, moderate strength and rising. We are going to the hospital.

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Today's baby forecast

December 12, 2005
Morning fog (jeremy) with scattered contractions (not jeremy), increasing throughout the day. Chance of evening delivery. More news later...


With the now discontinued "baby watch" I have been working out the best way to keep updating our progress and documenting my thoughts and feelings.

I do not think I am well suited to just sitting and waiting. If forced to I just go into sleep mode.

So, I am launching the "baby forecast".

Like the weather forecast, no one really expects it to be correct, we just read it over our english muffin for entertainment value. ;?)





3 Comments:

At 12:56 PM, Anonymous nondescript motorist said...

Here is a surefire way to get things going:

1) Remove a tire from the vehicle you plan to take to the hospital.

2) Throw one of the lug nuts over your shoulder into the yard.

3) Start the countdown.*

*nondescript motorist accepts no responsibility for any damages

 
At 4:57 PM, Blogger El-Corporal! said...

Great plan.

BTW, do you *have* cars back in Eye-oh-Way?

Heh. Me clever. Me make me laugh.

 
At 5:44 AM, Anonymous nondescript motorist said...

They keep them all in Cincinati.

 

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