baby forecast
Update: 2:00pm
Contractions 5 minutes apart, lasting 1 minute, moderate strength and rising. We are going to the hospital.
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Today's baby forecast
December 12, 2005
Morning fog (jeremy) with scattered contractions (not jeremy), increasing throughout the day. Chance of evening delivery. More news later...
With the now discontinued "baby watch" I have been working out the best way to keep updating our progress and documenting my thoughts and feelings.
I do not think I am well suited to just sitting and waiting. If forced to I just go into sleep mode.
So, I am launching the "baby forecast".
Like the weather forecast, no one really expects it to be correct, we just read it over our english muffin for entertainment value. ;?)
2 Comments:
Here is a surefire way to get things going:
1) Remove a tire from the vehicle you plan to take to the hospital.
2) Throw one of the lug nuts over your shoulder into the yard.
3) Start the countdown.*
*nondescript motorist accepts no responsibility for any damages
They keep them all in Cincinati.
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