Monday, December 12, 2005

baby forecast

Update: 2:00pm

Contractions 5 minutes apart, lasting 1 minute, moderate strength and rising. We are going to the hospital.


Today's baby forecast

December 12, 2005
Morning fog (jeremy) with scattered contractions (not jeremy), increasing throughout the day. Chance of evening delivery. More news later...

With the now discontinued "baby watch" I have been working out the best way to keep updating our progress and documenting my thoughts and feelings.

I do not think I am well suited to just sitting and waiting. If forced to I just go into sleep mode.

So, I am launching the "baby forecast".

Like the weather forecast, no one really expects it to be correct, we just read it over our english muffin for entertainment value. ;?)


At 12:56 PM, Anonymous nondescript motorist said...

Here is a surefire way to get things going:

1) Remove a tire from the vehicle you plan to take to the hospital.

2) Throw one of the lug nuts over your shoulder into the yard.

3) Start the countdown.*

*nondescript motorist accepts no responsibility for any damages

At 4:57 PM, Blogger El-Corporal! said...

Great plan.

BTW, do you *have* cars back in Eye-oh-Way?

Heh. Me clever. Me make me laugh.

At 5:44 AM, Anonymous nondescript motorist said...

They keep them all in Cincinati.


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